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Arched distressed white serif text reads "WE DO NOT TRAIN TO BE MERCIFUL HERE" above a cartoon illustration of John Kreese in a black gi curling two dumbbells

Palmflower turning red means your retirement party involves being vaporized in front of a live studio audience

with dot eyes and a curved smile on the round head

a stretch where postwar tourism transformed Honolulu into a Pacific paradise

and a thirty-story exit strategy make for peak yuletide energy

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